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Weirdest conversation of my life!.
Jun. 30th, 2010 10:37 pmOkay, so I'm moving to Brisbane. I called a guy for a potential house share. All was great until...
He decided to tell me he was a nudist. No offense to nudist but at this point i was knew i wasn't going to take the place but wait! he continues to tell me that he likes to jack off in front of house mates and that he likes to be himself. Then goes to tell me that its ' okay ' he cums on himself not the furniture ( oh what a relief! NOT ) but wait there's more!. Apparently his house mates like to time him jacking off and he was excited to tell me this that his speed record is 30 seconds ( oh yay!). Apart from that he feels that its accepting and that he just likes to relax. Oh! and to Finnish it all off. When i went to hang up, he said he wanted to go jerk off now.
OMG.
A.xxo.
He decided to tell me he was a nudist. No offense to nudist but at this point i was knew i wasn't going to take the place but wait! he continues to tell me that he likes to jack off in front of house mates and that he likes to be himself. Then goes to tell me that its ' okay ' he cums on himself not the furniture ( oh what a relief! NOT ) but wait there's more!. Apparently his house mates like to time him jacking off and he was excited to tell me this that his speed record is 30 seconds ( oh yay!). Apart from that he feels that its accepting and that he just likes to relax. Oh! and to Finnish it all off. When i went to hang up, he said he wanted to go jerk off now.
OMG.
A.xxo.
